swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
THIS IS AN OPEN MESSAGE TO THE WORLD.
I have kidnapped Santa Claus. Christmas will be cancelled forever unless my needs are met IMMEDIATELY. I hereby demand 10,000 BitCoins to be deposited into my BitCoin Wallet by tonight at midnight. Failure to comply will result in the immediate death of old St Nick here. The attached photo is 100% real and authentic; I do NOT fuck around!
Don’t let the dildo guy shove santa up their ass
now you listen here